Spend an hour watching a drill instructor drive a dumb kid crazy, then spend an hour watching a well-trained (if overly analytical) Marine be in Vietnam.  It's the war movie that we can thank for half of the famous war movie quotes (don't worry Apocalypse Now, Low Charisma Party will hit you up soon...), Full Metal Jacket.  And while you watch all that, listen for two hours as Dale and Max riff in the audience!  They'll stumble around in an attempt to interpret the film, and they'll miss Kubrick's point entirely!  How many episodes are we at now?  Twenty three?  I didn't know they uploaded shit for this long!  Enjoy!

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Strap on your quantum gogglizers, and pour yourself a glass of synthonian ale, cuz here it is: Dale and Max have popped in Star Trek V (the worst of them all?) and had a good old film-chat while it played!  Hear them dissect the logic, non-logic, and anti-logic of the world's most popular sci-fi franchise, and listen to them pontificate over the wisdom of letting Shatner direct.  It's a Low Charisma Party, y'all--anything can happen.  Especially when it's in The Final Frontier (the best of them all).

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Hungry?  You won't be.  Max and Dale invite guest Jake to join in as they watch Ravenous, the oft-overlooked quirky historical thriller with depth and, well, meat on it's bones.  Listen, dear listeners, as they meander between what they're seeing on screen, and what's going on outside the studio windows.  To quote A Tribe Called Quest: "We got mikes, wen-do-igo?"

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DYNOMITE!  Max and Dale don their fro's and wah peddles, and step into the beautiful, funky, confusing-to-whitey world of 70's Blacksploitation.  Specifically, the "nephew of Austin Powers"-ish Black Dynamite.  It's hilarious.  The film?  Yes.  The podcast?  Also yes.  The tragically low subscription count of said podcast?  Not yes.  So pull of a bead-covered plush chair, slip your huge sunglasses up onto your jheri curl, and watch along with your cinema friends, Max and Dale.  Or as they are now known: CliMax and Pale Dale.

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Time to don your berets and cigarettes, Dale and Max are poppin' in Delicatessen--the 1991 art-house film by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro--and it's gonna be brimming with joie de vivre and omelette du fromage!  Je ne parle pas français.  This week we'll hear Dale discuss "brain jizz", Max consider eating his family and friends, and both of them insist that they are cool.  Or, I mean, chouette.

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Dale and Max popped in the disc for this zen sci-fi think-venture when the thing stopped playing just before the end.  So join them as they watch most of one of Danny Boyle's greatest, then as they try to fill out the second hour of podcast.  It should be interesting...

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So there seem to have been problems with our upload for episode 16, and we were the last to know such things.  Hooray!  Either way, here is the new version, complete with second half.  Thanks for bearing with us!  We are still (sorta) new to this thing!

From July 18th: "BIFF!  POW!  SNACK!  FLIDOW!  Is it the original Batman movie?!  No, silly billy!  It's Fightclub!  That end-of-the-millennium classic we all have on our shelves, but now with Max and Dale picking it apart and reminiscing about the days when it was all the rage.  Remember when this podcast was all the rage?  No?  Well try remembering RIGHT NOW.  Or at least, listen to this episode right now...  You'll be orgasmic that you did!"

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Our good friend Shawn--a movie expert both in the audience, and on the set--joins Max and Dale to watch, discuss, and hang out in front of, The Goonies.  Yes, the parade of family-friendly 80's adventure films continues here at LCP:MT, and with it, our on-point journey through film.  Come with the three of us on this dark, exciting, rewarding journey, and come out the other side a little richer, and a lot awesome-er.

Note the continued confusion over episode number.  We're still getting our system down, but rest assured, it's all on the up-and-up.

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BIFF!  POW!  SNACK!  FLIDOW!  Is it the original Batman movie?!  No, silly billy!  It's Fightclub!  That end-of-the-millennium classic we all have on our shelves, but now with Max and Dale picking it apart and reminiscing about the days when it was all the rage.  Remember when this podcast was all the rage?  No?  Well try remembering RIGHT NOW.  Or at least, listen to this episode right now...  You'll be orgasmic that you did!

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Ah l'amour... what we do to our lives in it's pursuit.  How it re-prioritizes our souls.  Join Max and Dale as they sit in a dark room together and stare longingly at Zooey Deschanel.  These beauties, they make and break our hearts, and it takes a certain kind of film to help us explore those joys and traumas.  Is this such a film?  Listen and find out!

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